ARTICLES:

Ask Polly: Help! I'm The Loneliest Person In The World!

Against The Logic Of The Guillotine

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Embroidery-by Ray Bradbury

POETRY:

LET YOUR DAD DIE ENERGY DRINK

The Orange

I Saw Emmett Till This Week At The Grocery Store

HOW TO BE A DOG

Mountain Dew Commerical Disguised As A Love Poem

I Want A Dyke For President